Mourning the Loss of Sanjaya
Walks into funeral dressed in all black with midnight eyewear by Alexander McQueen, scraff by Azzurrino, small leather garment by Roberto Cavalli and a Salvatore Ferragamo pump.
**Leans over casket and begins to weep uncontrollably: ***
“Mother Malakar was a woman with a mission. Everyone she touched, never forgot her. The girls couldn’t take it, but she was a legend before her time. When the dust settles, Mother Sanjaya will be perched in the horizon, unbothered with a cunt haircut and a ovah heel. That is how she would want us to remember her.”
Frank Leon Sanjaya Malakar,
Acting Overseer, the Legendary House of Sanjaya Malakar
**Leans over casket and begins to weep uncontrollably: ***
“Mother Malakar was a woman with a mission. Everyone she touched, never forgot her. The girls couldn’t take it, but she was a legend before her time. When the dust settles, Mother Sanjaya will be perched in the horizon, unbothered with a cunt haircut and a ovah heel. That is how she would want us to remember her.”
Frank Leon Sanjaya Malakar,
Acting Overseer, the Legendary House of Sanjaya Malakar
OOO LAWDDDDDDD! I'm about to jump in the casket! I am so distraught over this tragedy. He was every light skinned fantasy my growing up in the 80's ass had all rolled into one.
I will be on the lookout for his spanish album!
Posted by
Pamalicious |
4/19/2007
OMG!!! I JUST DIED!! LMFAO! U ATE DAT!
Posted by
Anonymous |
4/19/2007
remind me to slap the shit out of you.
Posted by
C. Baptiste-Williams |
4/19/2007
That was mega-hilarious! I laughed real hard at first, but saw the poor soul weeping big time, I felt bad for him afterwards but he needed to go!
Posted by
Naijadude |
4/19/2007
Miss Sanjaya didn't give me what I wanted so stop stop u been chopped.
what a kiki that bitch was.
Posted by
Anonymous |
5/12/2007